I was walking across the congo yesterday and out of the corner of my eye I saw a man wearing flannel. The first thing that popped up in my mind "Damn Hippies!!!"
today i really wanted to eat some toast, but I forgot to buy strawberry jelly at the store. So I looked in the fridge and I saw ice cream ,so tried ice cream and it was too cold. I tried chicken and it was too hot. I tried butter, but it sucked........ so I just ate it with an ice cube.